Friday, 6 January 2012

New Book, WANKING FOR DUMMIES - just released

If you didn’t grow up in an English boarding school, or were perhaps too preoccupied as a teenager by watching SciFi to find time to have a group synchronised hand-shandy along with your mates in the woods, then this book is possibly just what you have been searching for.

WANKING FOR DUMMIES
All you ever needed to know about having a quick one off the wrist, and were afraid to ask.

It has to be mentioned here that the word Wank and its derivatives is mainly used in British terminology. Americans and other foreigners may replace the word Wank with local colloquiums such as Jerk, Jack or Toss. This does not necessarily mean the British are a race of wankers.
Translations of the British terms used in this book can be found in the glossary of terms on the last few pages. As far as most British are concerned, the word Dummy is American.
Future issues of this book may include:
•   Jerking for Dummies
•   Jerking-off for Dummies
•   Jerking for Wankers
•   Wanking for Jerk-offs
•   Wankers are Dummies
•   Dummies are Wankers
•   Mannequins are Dummies
•   Dummies are American

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Why French?

I am not bloody French. Who would be French? Not me? So why does Google think I am French?
Juan? The clue is in the name: SPAIN!
It's nowhere near America. Arseholes